Infinite Parachute

I hereby claim the name Infinite Parachute as the name of my band. Considering my complete lack of musical talent, I’ll never start a band.

But if I had any talent I would start one.

And it would be called Infinite Parachute.

So keep your musically-talented fingers away from my name.

Why yes, yes these are the things that my brain is busy thinking at 2AM, instead of, you know, sleeping.