“Mom, there’s a rumor going around school about Santa Clause,” Conner said.
“What rumor?”
“The rumor is that parents buy all the presents and put them out. Santa is just a homeless man parents hire to come in and eat the cookies on Christmas night. Is that true?”

That’s AMAZING. Love that it’s kinda half right.
I love that they think it’s better to hire a homeless man to eat the cookies than just eat them ourselves.