I’m pretty sure everyone at my house is taking crazy pills.
First thing this morning I woke up and strolled in to the office. On my way in I noticed Colton in the game room playing Halo.
“Colton, are you allowed to play video games before school in the mornings?”
“No, but Mom said I don’t have to go to school for the rest of the year because my glasses won’t be in.”
“What?! I promise she didn’t say that. Get ready for school.”
Later I was sitting there working and Becca walks in. She opened my blinds and looked out on the front yard. On viewing the neighbors yard as well, she said, “Bwahahahaha. My yard is now greener than yours.”
It sounded like Darth Vader mixed with Dr. Evil. Kinda scary.
So anyway, if you need crazy pills they’re clearly on offer here.